How To Make A Baby Boy?

One of the requests I got from the readers of my previous post is for me to come up with an article fully discussing how to manipulate fate with the intent to produce a male offspring. I promised to come up with an entry about it during the weekend but I wasn't able to find time. I also couldn't kindle the inspiration to write something up.

Researching tends to be disappointing because of several contradicting theories and breakthroughs in genetic engineering. But more or less, this is what I've come up with.

Let's start with the basics. The sex of the baby will be determined according to what spermatozoa fertilized the ovum. There are two types of sperm cell: the X-bearing (male) and the Y-bearing (female). When an X-bearing sperm fertilizes the ovum, a baby girl is conceived. When a Y-bearing sperm does, a baby boy is conceived.

According to Shettle's theory, male sperm swim faster then the female sperm. However, male sperm die more quickly while the female sperm survive longer. Many claim that the Shettle's method is effective by 75% if followed closely. Other methods are merely theories from different experts and non-experts and I have decided to come up with the following formula to ensure a male offspring:

1.) Use sexual positions with deeper penetration. This is to give preference to the faster-swimming male sperm.
2.) Have sex as close to ovulation as possible (the day before, the day of and a day after). If you have sex 2-3 days before ovulation, chances are, the longer-lasting female sperm will be the ones waiting to fertilize the ovum.
3.) The to-be mother should have an orgasm and preferably before their partner ejaculates. An orgasm changes vaginal pH to an acidic one. Apparently, an acidic environment kills female sperm.
4.) For the to-be mother to establish an acidic environment in the cervix, she must eat more meat less chocolate, fewer vegetables and less fish.
5.) Another way for to-be mother to create an acidic vaginal pH, she may use acidic douches before intercourse.
6.) The to-be father also has to drink coffee because coffee was found to stimulate the male sperm.
7.) Another thing that the to-be father has to do is take a cold shower before the act because girl sperm were found not to like the cold.
8.) To increase the sperm count, the to-be father has to eat plenty of nuts and vitamin E and zinc rich foods. Some studies showed that naturally, there are more male sperm than female sperm present in the semen.

Couples, goodluck on your attempt to have a baby boy for your first born! I sprinkle you with lots of baby dusts... See you at the DR next year! ^.^